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Pastimes : Muffy's Story: A Short Story Game for Would Be Authors

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To: Janice Shell who wrote (367)5/19/2001 3:25:13 PM
From: John Sladek  Read Replies (1) of 766
 
...She wanted to break a Grecian Urn over the boxer's head. She also had to pee quite badly, and was about to ask where the, ah, facilities were when....

She caught sight of a grecian urn sitting in an alcove by the door. "That should do the trick", thought muffy.

If this was a wresting match, the announcers would be shouting hysterically "THE CRUSHER HAS JUST PRODUCED A FOREIGN OBJECT THAT HE HAD CONCEALED IN HIS TRUNKS" (or words to that effect). "But, this is a Texas Cage match" thought Buffy ... err I mean Muffy ... "after talking to this Boxer guy for a few minutes, a gal can start to lose track of her own identity", thought Muffy. "Now where was I - Oh yes, this is a Texas Cage match, and it looks like anything goes" as she reached for the urn.

One TKO a short while later later, and Muffy was heading for the door....
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