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I am a BAD American.
>
> I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make
> belongs
> to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental
> functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give
> it
> away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
>
> I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that
> way, damn it!
>
> I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
>
> I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
>
> I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
> victimized.
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac in
> New
> York or Los Angeles, you'd better do it in English.
>
> I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
> shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
>
> I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of
> July.
>
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any
> more
> enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact,
> if
> your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy
> ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun
> to
> be enlightened.
>
> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her
> God.
>
> Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
>
> My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever
> canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
>
> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
> I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time
> arguing about it.
>
> I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all
> those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through
> a
> long winter?
>
> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave; I didn't
> wander forty years in the desert after getting
> chased
> out of Egypt; I haven't burned any witches or been
> persecuted by the Turks ..... and neither have you,
> so
> shut-the-#$%!-up already.
>
> I want to know which church is it exactly where the
> Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he
> get
> his money. And why is he always part of the problem
> and not the solution.
>
> I also think they have the right to pull your ass
> over
> if you are breaking the law, regardless of what
> color
> you are.
>
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot
> works, I don't want you deciding who should be
> running
> the most powerful nation the world for the next four
> years.
>
> I hate those bastards standing in the intersections
> trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into
> making 'donations' to their cause. These people
> should
> be targets.
>
> I think if you are in the passing lane, and not
> passing, your license should be revoked, and you
> should be forced to ride the bus until you promise
> to
> never delay the rest of us again.
>
> I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the
> perfect
> food.
>
> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a
> child, it takes two parents.
>
> I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want
> them, but please don't pretend they are a political
> statement.
>
> I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
>
> I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is
> sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even
> applies
> when you are President of the United States.
>
> I am neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter
> how
> desperately the mainstream media would like the
> world
> to believe otherwise.
>
> If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
> American.
>
> If you too are a BAD American please forward this to
> everyone you know. We need our country back!
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
>
> I am George Carlin. |
