Just received by fax:
For Immediate Distribution
We are pleased to announce the appointment of Guido, world famous tenor, to our world class collection of former greats.
Also, we are ecstatic to have just completed a world class PP, complete with a small debenture offering, which, when fully subscribed, will be the largest of it's kind in the world. Details to follow in one of our future filings, subject to change of course. This beneficial arrangement is with a small, but closely knit east coast group, who for obvious reasons cannot be disclosed at this time.
This infusion of cash has allowed for the immediate commissioning of a sampling of world famous songs by former world class greats, much like our own of course. This initiative has been JV'd and is to be led by Johnny Cashking under the artistic control of Guido.
Once funding is in place, all band equipment will be ordered for immediate mobilization to the nearest pub. The first artistic sampling has been received and is shown below:
DIGR SANG BASS
I remember when I was a lad
Times were tough and things were bad
Just poor people that's all we were
Tryin' to make a livin' outa Bolivian earth
But we'd get together in a friendly circle singin' loud....
Digr sang bass, Guido sang tenor,
Kevin and little brother would join right in there
Singin' seems to help a troubled soul...
Upon anticipated successful completion of phase one, work will immediately begin on phase 2.
Phase two : We've Only Just Begun
Lyrics by Ricky and Karen Plumber
WARNING: The company relies upon litigation protection for "forward-looking" statements. We cannot, will not, be held responsible with tongue in cheek.
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