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To: Michail Shadkin who started this subject	6/10/2001 5:56:24 PM
From: Michail Shadkin	Read Replies (1) of 6873

Very humorous look at investing definitions: MOMENTUM INVESTING: The fine art of buying high and selling low. VALUE INVESTING: The art of buying low and selling lower. BROKER: Poorer than you were in 1999. P/E RATIO: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as this market keeps crashing. STANDARD & POOR: Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST: Idiot who just downgraded your stock. BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex. STOCK SPLIT: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER: A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes. MARKET CORRECTION: The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. CALL OPTION: Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail. CISCO: Side kick of Pancho. YAHOO: What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $540.00 per share. WINDOWS 2000: What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for $540.00 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR: Past year investor who's now locked up in a nut house. PROFIT: Religious guy that talks to God. BILL GATES: Where God goes for a loan. The above was provided from a poster on the PLUG yahoo message board. I hope you found it humorous, like me. Michail

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