LOL. Sorry couldn't help myself...
array1 = new Array(
"pharmaceuticals",
"utilities",
"NAZ futures",
"many non-techs",
"some chips",
"chips 'n' dips",
"periods of sun and clouds",
"solid biotechs",
"many telecoms",
"overseas markets",
"retailers and oils",
"e-commerce and web stocks",
"banks and motorcycles",
"chips 'n' dips",
"biotechs with profits",
"solid waste",
"pork and beans",
"disk drives and toasters",
"tobacco and casinos",
"stocks with earrings",
"steels and footwear",
"computer cyclicals",
"cheaper techs",
"the SOX",
"some financials",
"clouds and sun",
"fiber and farm equipment",
"alternate energy",
"wireless plays",
"junk bonds and hardware",
"furniture and chemicals",
"software and salty snacks",
"overpriced stocks",
"coffeee and donuts",
"cheese and crackers",
"semis and snake oil",
"fundamental equities",
"lambada and macarena",
"box makers and beverages",
"fundamentally stronger stocks",
"bagel and lox",
"beer and a chaser",
"sacco and venzetti",
"simon and garfunkel",
"pharmies",
"money guns and lawyers");
array2 = new Array(
"looking tired",
"looking dilated",
"opening strong",
"look good for maybe buying",
"showing weakness",
"opiate for the masses",
"are oblivious shorts",
"could pull back",
"could be next",
"might be earnings play",
"making potential intraday high",
"pouting seductively",
"rampant",
"fizzled",
"RSI above or below 80",
"new 52 week low",
"breaking down",
"breaking out",
"good momentum",
"worth closing a small position",
"are must-haves",
"could jump 'n' dump",
"great swing play short term",
"triggered shorts",
"triggered buys",
"probably going to hold",
"looking shortable",
"looking buyable here",
"right where we want em",
"in reach of our target",
"obvious swing 'n' ding",
"with massive volume",
"reversing right on time",
"still lagging",
"attractively average",
"look like short bait",
"picking up",
"opening strong",
"bouncing off the 31 day MA",
"short bait",
"running hard",
"making continuation move",
"could be a sure thing",
"teasing the shorts",
"channel-bound",
"could be next",
"with more shortside",
"cutting our losses",
"very overbought",
"good for watchlist",
"may be moving soon",
"looking iffy here",
"into the abyss",
"affected by weakness",
"could be a mid-term hold",
"looking for a put play",
"possible buy trigger",
"picking up",
"may break down",
"feeling no pain",
"almost breaking out",
"needing adrenaline",
"might eat 'n' run");
array3 = new Array(
"possibly",
"maybe",
"another great day",
"perhaps",
"in the 2:15 continuation",
"unless they don't",
"usually",
"on the 3 minute bar",
"next time they drop",
"after the 7:03 reversal",
"in the pre-dawn market",
"so far",
"predictably",
"with a quick profit",
"unexpectedly",
"yabba dabba dooo!!!!",
"nice one!",
"so we'll hold",
"indubitably",
"across the board",
"almost completely",
"through coffee break",
"right before the close",
"but we'll do the opposite",
"hopefully",
"as we expected",
"not quite as we expected",
"just as we guessed",
"so we'll overweight",
"usually",
"surprisingly",
"time to trim hedge",
"into earnings",
"not today",
"maybe later",
"unless things change",
"unlike last time",
"so sell or buy",
"indubiously",
"irregardless",
"supposably",
"so we are already long",
"but only shorter-term",
"at the 10:23 reversal",
"at the 8:15 reversal",
"after the 2:28 reversal",
"will it hold?",
"finally",
"so choose carefully",
"at best",
"almost 50%",
"only selectively",
"repeatedly",
"so sue me",
"specifically",
"but not this time"); |
