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Pastimes : Muffy's Story: A Short Story Game for Would Be Authors

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To: TEDennis who wrote (439)6/10/2001 9:57:37 PM
From: John Sladek  Read Replies (1) of 766
 
TED,

So, wise guy ... what was it that Muffy held in her hand?

Well I've sort of lost track of what's going on here ...

"Look at this", she said, as she opened her hand to reveal ...

An oversized marital aid of some sort. "Wow! that's about 2.55763 the size of your average free-range ... well, you know", said Precious, as she stopped her obsessive counting for the first time since she entered the story.

"I heard that Errol's not the only one around here who may be hung like a hamster", Muffy said, casting her gaze towards a now rather sheepish-looking Agent Pond. "I thought that if I was prepared, I could avoid disappointment later."

Just then a loud noise broke out! A chef had grabbed octopussy and was heading for the kitchen with visions of a fresh grilled meal dancing in his head. "I'll handle this" said Pond as he leaped to his feet and headed towards the kitchen.

"Probably the only action he'll be seeing tonight" thought Precious as she looked at Muffy eyeing the massive whachamacallit that she (muffy) held in her (Muffy's) hand.
Precious immediately started counting ridges that ran its length...
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