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To: HPilot who started this subject	6/11/2001 1:41:54 AM
From: bootsup1	of 4169

Ridgerunner Doug...over at Yahoo Central...made a remark regarding the Sacred Halibut/Herring.....and it inspired me to remark: to wit: "and scaring the herring out of the neighbors!" Ridgerunner Doug...It's interesting you should bring up "the herring"...since Arnold is in Anchorage right now. He's in court for a "herring".... Really...no kidding...Arnold was subpoenaed to give testimony about his catch of the Sacred Halibut in the Bering Sea. So a hearing was called for June 12th... It seems five Shamans have petitioned Judge Hickel's court re: Arnold's taking of the Sacred Halibut off the coast of Alaska. They claim he has been short sighted in his taking of the Halibut. Now there was no problem last year...but then they met Arnold at a salmon smoking outta Bethel. When they saw him it scared the holy s*** outta 'em...for they saw THE Arnold Fishwitzch with both eyes on the same side of his face...and they KNEW he was the same descendent outta Michner's novel "Alaska"...that had decimated the otters and the seals and.....the.....halibut.... Arnold says it is NOT true and that the person resembling him in the past was actually the demanding captain of a three master by the name of Peter Shortshaft who after being replied "aye aye"...to a thousand times...actually had his eyes move over to the left of center.... Arnold disclaims any connection to Shortshaft and can anatomically prove the lack with penile certainty. Shortshaft, he says...and all of his progeny have been relegated to moving about like slugs. It has been reported here and verifed by the US Track and Field that Arnold can run the 100 in ten flat...even with both eyes on the same side of his face making him run sideways... So....I'm not too concerned about the Shaman's claim. Besides they smell like hell and Judge Hickel will probably dismiss the mess before it even gets started. He otter.

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