"Oh, gross!", said Precious, as she leaned back as far away from the table as she could. "Muffy's fingers got sliced up? Yuk. I'll not be having ketchup on my french fries today".
Muffy then put the contents of her hand into her mouth and started chewing.
The rest of the crew at the table reacted violently. Even Erroll, who has been known to eat some rather odd things, turned up his cute little hamster nose at Muffy.
With that, Muffy laughed delightedly.
"Psych! Just kidding! Gotcha!", she said, as she fully opened her hand, exposing all the fingers still attached in the appropriate places. "These mini-sausages are great!", she said, smiling broadly.
"Oh, geez", said Erroll. "Not the old sausages cut to look like fingers trick. I can't believe I fell for that one."
They then ordered their meals.
And had some grub. (#444)
Rusty Irons, of course, ordered the "Grand Slam Breakfast", which he enjoyed while holding tightly to his baseball bat. |
