Suddenly, with a loud flourish of bluegrass music, the cast of Deliverance burst upon the stage from stage left! Drinking home-made liquor and playing home made banjos, they shrieked with glee, and ran towards Precious muttering something about a pig, that Precious couldn't quite make out.
Precious fled towards stage right, where she immediately bumped into a rather beatnik looking Adolph Hitler look alike wearing leather chaps. "Don't worry, ma'am, we'll save you" he shouted. And from stage right, the entire cast of "The Producers" ran to Precious's rescue.
Precious's head spun as a wild melee broke out all around her. After several minutes of a furious battle, the whole mob exited to stage right, leaving a rather bewildered Precious standing on the stage.
The music started, the lights began to dim, and a small girl's voice cried out "mommy, lets hurry to our seats. It's just starting, and we didn't miss a thing". The curtains rose and ... |
