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Pastimes : Muffy's Story: A Short Story Game for Would Be Authors
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To: TEDennis who wrote (470)6/14/2001 12:32:50 AM
From: Roo  Read Replies (1) of 766
 
and it was just about all he could stand to hear the pathetic honking of the tour bus horn in his right ear. He suddenly whirled and with a deft motion leveled the bazooka at the bus and fired. What followed was no less amazing than the end of The Beatles' Yellow Submarine in which the good people of Pepperland triumph over the likes of Blue Meanies, Snapping Turtle Turks, and Butterfly Stompers. If you recall in that closing scene, through peace, love, flowers, and music, the army of the Blue Meanies is disarmed when all their weapons turn into flowers and even the vile-tempered Butterfly Stompers become content and amiable. But I digress... getting back to the Hummer and the over-adrenalized GI in the back, he pulls the trigger on his bazooka and with a booming detonation it spews daisies all over the tour bus.

"Dammit!" cursed the GI as he realized that he must have accidentally picked up the bazooka-shaped black vase from the table at that Cafeteria where they had stopped for lunch (he had found the calamari to be particularly fresh!)
"Uh-oh!" he muttered as the full import of his actions started to dawn on him. He leapt from the back of the hummer hurling the bazooka-vase down to the ground and started back towards the black building at a full sprint.

Meanwhile, upstairs in the cafeteria, one extremely exhausted, bewildered, and somewhat scorched waiter had just finished cleaning up the mess of a lifetime in the cafeteria. All that was left for the finishing touch was to stand up the vase on table #7 that had been knocked over in the melee and- "say... I never noticed a button on the side of this vase befo-!!BOOM!!
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