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To: Carolyn who wrote (4212)6/14/2001 6:16:59 PM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) of 25073
 
found this:
MY NEIGHBOR is a cement contractor who does a lot of business with mobile home-park residents. Many of them, leisure-loving retirees, order green cement "lawns" so that they no longer have to mow grass and pull weeds. Although most customers are happy with their no-care yards, one man called to express dissatisfaction. When my neighbor drove out to the mobile-home park, he found no apparent cause for complaint. "I hate to brag," he said to the man, "but this cement looks as good as on the day I poured it." "That's the trouble," groaned the man. "It's too perfect, and it's getting on my nerves. I want you to paint a dandelion right in the middle."

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