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Pastimes : Home on the range where the buffalo roam
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To: Boplicity who wrote (2069)6/18/2001 9:53:58 AM
From: Boplicity  Read Replies (1) of 13815
 
Subject: Real Truths

-Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

-I am in shape. Round is a shape.

-Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

-Never be afraid to try something new. Remember,
amateurs built the ark ... Professionals built the Titanic.

-Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

-Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

-Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
there.

-Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

-An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist
fears that this is true.

-There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse
every year.

-In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

-I am a nutritional overachiever.

-I am having an out of money experience.

-I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

-Practice safe eating-always use condiments.

-A day without sunshine is like night.

-If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

-It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask
you the questions.

-The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

-Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

-Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

-Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

And this one is the real truth, so pay attention:
-You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you
stopped laughing.
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