A Pope joke, good. I've got my own!
The Pope was going to the airport after being picked up by a limo. The Pope asks the driver what it is like to drive a limo, how it handles, etc. The Pope, wanting to try out this limo driving thing, persuades the driver to let him have a go at the wheel. The driver is a bit hesitant, but goes along and they trade places, the driver riding in the back. The Pope manages to get pulled over before reaching the Vatican (the driver discovering, to his horror, that the Pope has a lead foot.) The police officer comes up to the window, asks for papers, and then (realization coming over him) apologizes profusely to the Pope. Not knowing what to do, he goes back to the cruiser and gets on the radio with the dispatcher. "Dispatch, I have a slight problem. What do I do if I just pulled over a VERY important person?" The dispatcher replies, "I don't know, who is it?" Officer: "Well, Im not sure but the Pope is driving - I think its God!"
I love that joke. :)
Derek |
