MK, I just love those titles. I saw at least two from Kinky Friedman, who, I understand, is getting so rich from inking his mystery novels nowadays that he no longer writes songs. Too bad as he wrote some of the most tasteless classics of all time, including "Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed," Waitress, oh, waitress," which isn't such a funny title, but the lyrics are too risque to repeat on SI, and "When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world, it's getting just right for me." My favorite line in that particular chestnut is actually in Kinky's spoken introduction where he says "this one goes out to all the New Yorkers. You're a bunch of mean little boogers, but we love you." <g>
I didn't see "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy," on the list, but I'll have to check the title for accuracy before I submit it. Thanks for the heads up. This made my morning start with a grin. |
