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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going
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To: CVJ who wrote (20935)6/20/2001 11:11:07 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) of 225578
 
Here ya go Tex, this jokes for you!

Cowboy Wisdom

1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back

5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

6. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

7. There's two theories to arguin' with the foreman. Neither one works.

8. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

9. Don't squat with your spurs on.

10. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

11. Always drink upstream from the herd.

12. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

13. There are three kinds of people:
a. The ones that learn by reading,
b. the few who learn by observation, and
c. the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see if it's hot.
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