Realizing that he had not made a good impression on these reptiles, Bugs took a seat at another table. The reptiles at his table stared at him, making Bugs very uncomfortable.
Excusing himself, Bugs went in search of a washroom, which he found near the rear of the stage. Errol and Meryl were now belting out nostalgic tunes from Alvin and the Chipmunks, as videos played on a large screen monitor hung over the stage. See:
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Bugs went directly to the faucet and turned it on, hoping for some clean hot water. No dice, though as more sludge oozed from the tap. "Rats@*@!!!" said Bugs softly to himself.
"Hey, mate? Anyone out there?" Bugs heard from an adjacent stall.
"Who's there? My name is Pond, Bugs Pond, and I'm armed, so no funny business mind you..." cried Bugs.
"Bugs? It's me Dundee. Crocodile Dundee, You remember me, don't you?" cried the now familiar voice. "Help me out of this stall. The savages have kept me here for a week now. They plan skewering me on a barbie mind you. I need some help."
Bugs removed the lock from the stall and untied Dundee.
"There's no escape out the door!" said Bugs. "Is there another way out of here?"
"Nope. That door's the only way. We'll have to fight our way through them." said Dundee.
"There's hundreds of 'em out there. We'll be massacred." screamed Bugs.
"Rather go down fightin' than suffer a coward's death!" replied Dundee.
Nodding in agreement, Bugs and Dundee burst through the washroom door intending to wade through the sludge to the safety on the other side of the opening in the wall. The room was dark, and perhaps no one would notice. As they were about halfway across the room, the lights inexplicably came on, exposing Bugs and Dundee.
"Hey! Get 'em!!!" cried the Gator King.
Several hundred of the reptiles leapt to their feet and quickly blocked the hole in the wall.
"What now?" cried Bugs.
And Dundee responded... |
