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To: rocklobster who wrote (989)6/25/2001 4:06:34 AM
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Pro(to) Trader Weekly Plan

Well, you are probably wondering what to do this week with the gimbelation and the froppishness.
The ideas here are intended solely for professional traders who have looked forward and don't mind losing money to charity.

1 Get an old newspaper, at least three days or so old, a straight edge, a highlighter, 4 cans of beer and a roll of pennies.
2 Place the stock quote page from the paper, any paper any page, at least sixteen feet away.
3 Drink the four beer.
4 Open the pennies and toss them at the paper until one lands on the page, STOP.
5 Go the paper and align the straight edge with the bottom of the penny and perpendicular to the edges of the quote page. (This may be difficult after four beer, persist.)
6 Take your highlighter and draw a line across the page using the BOTTOM of the straight edge as a guide.
Now go and buy the stocks which you have highlighted on the next full moon.

This is a long term strategy which DOES require you to hold through the 10:30 reversal
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