Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His
grandma Carlita asked him, "Antonio, what did you learn in school
today?"
Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and
sexual intercourse, and masturbation."
Grandma hauled off and slapped Antonio, hard. He ran up to his room,
crying.
Antonio's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! Why did you go and hit
Antonio!?"
Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in school today. He
started talking about sex, and penises, and masturbation!"
Antonio's mother said, "Ma! That's what they learn. It's called sex
education!"
Well, Grandma Carlita felt bad about hitting Antonio, so she went
upstairs to apologize...
When she opened his bedroom door she found him on his bed
masturbating...
Without a blink, she said, "Antonio, when you're finished with your
homework, come downstairs and talk to me." |
