>even though i'm of the opinion that he will be dead wrong in his predictions. <
Fine.
Now....just FYI, here are the various definitions of phrases when spoken by a woman:
"Fine"
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we
are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how
a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of
those arguments.
"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so we
feel that it's an even trade.
"NOTHING"
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
Usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the
word "Fine".
"GO AHEAD"(with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
"GO AHEAD" (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care".
You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed
by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in
about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement
Very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
"SOFT SIGH"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of
the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your
best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay
content.
"OH"
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me
Get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last
night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the
nearest exit.
She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your
Clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at
least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually
signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get
out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead"
followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.
"THATS OK"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before
paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in
conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near
future when she has plotted and planned, you are
going to be in some mighty big trouble.
"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you
have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance
to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get
a "That's Okay".
"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A
Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
"Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh",
as she will only tell you "Nothing". |
