An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain
is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the
first time they've flown together and it's obvious
by the silence that they don't get along. After
thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, "I
don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no rike
Chinese? Why dat?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't
like Chinese."
"Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah.
That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ...
it doesn't matter, they're all alike."
Another thirty minutes of silence.
Finally, the First Officer says, "No rike Jew."
"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic."
The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an
iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg,
no mattah ... all same." |
