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To: Sarkie who wrote (28)	7/9/2001 6:20:05 PM
From: Patrick Slevin	Read Replies (1) of 53

Hot Dogs, Chocolate Bars. During the Twenty-Second Century they found that soy, vegetables, fish and such are actually bad for you. Yogurt is the worst. It turns out that a high fat diet consisting of alcohol, red meat, chocolate bars and frankfurters is the best thing you can do for your body. During the 2300's, companies like Mars Candy Bars and sugar-enhanced treats like Gummy Bears and TastyKakes are the equities of choice. People actually commit mayhem to get in on the Ben and Jerry's IPO of Banana Splits In A Box.The soy industry is in a funk; Columbo and Dannon Yogurt are but a distant memory of a Politically Correct Past; Tuna swims unfettered free of Japanese Trawlers..... Japan has ceased to exist as a viable nation........It's now a mall devoted to garage sales catering to Nathan's hot dog eating Hasidim. The Irish have settled Paris. No longer is French Food two ounces of food surrounded by 16 ounces of sauce. French Food now consists of steak and potatoes cooked anyway you like as long as it's rare steak and boiled or baked potatoes. People are living to an average age of 187. Fitness Centers have been bulldozed to make room for distilleries. This information comes from Billy Pilgrim, courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut.

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