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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
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To: American Spirit who wrote (159416)7/10/2001 12:33:37 AM
From: puborectalis  Read Replies (2) of 769667
 
"One day Dubya decides he wants to learn to sky dive so he talks to Cheney who has done it before. Cheney agrees to teach him how so they go up in AirForce 1 somewhere over Texas and Cheney says to Dubya "Jump out and pull your rip cord. I'll be right behind you and we'll go down together OK?" Bush jumps out and pulls his ripcord and starts floating down. Cheney jumps out and immediately has a heart attack and flies past Dubya. Bush sees Cheney streaking past and screams, undoing his parachute, "So ya wanna race huh?"..................................Bill Clinton and W Bush were riding on a train. A gorgeous blonde and an old woman sat down across from them. The train went into a tunnel and a loud SLAP was heard. When the train came out of the tunnel there was a bright red mark on Bush's cheek. The old woman thought, "That animal Bill Clinton, he must have made a pass at the blonde and she slapped Bush by mistake." The blonde thought, "That animal Bill Clinton, he must have made a pass at me, grabbed the old woman by mistake and she slapped Bush by mistake." W Bush thought, "That animal Bill Clinton, he must have made a pass at the blonde and she slapped me by mistake." Bill Clinton thought, "Every time we go through a tunnel I'm going to slap that smirking chimp."
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