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Pastimes : The Sauna

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To: Rambi who wrote (721)7/12/2001 11:22:06 PM
From: Dayuhan  Read Replies (2) of 1857
 
For a while we had a senator over here, a former movie actor, who had over 80 kids. Our ex-president had four kept mistresses and numerous less formal liasons; I'm not sure what the offspring total was; possibly they have not been counted. We had a congressman a few years back who was actually prosecuted and convicted for renting an underage girl from a pimp. During his trial, he commented to a journalist "You're a man, do you ask for a birth certificate before you do it"?

The girl was 11.

He actually went to jail, and they say he's still there. The feminists got ahold of the girl and made it a cause, and they actually got him, which was without precedent. So if anyone tells you that feminists have never accomplished anything, they are wrong.

Back during the heyday of the local communist rebellion, the rebels decided to win brownie points with the populace by declaring war on the single most detested demographic group in the country, the Manila Police. All over the city bloated swine were being nonchalantly approached from the rear by undistinct looking young men, and shot in the head. Since the victims were generally shot while in the act of collecting protection money (the Manila Police do little else), witnesses were usually struck by massive amnesia attacks.

During the middle of this I saw a televised interview with a police bureaucrat, who was complaining that every time a cop got killed, numerous wives would appear, all with proper papers and kids in tow, to claim the benefits. I recall him saying "we call the first one to arrive spouse 1 and the second one spouse A, but we do not know what to do when the third arrives".

I suppose the only point is that no matter how bizarre and offensive things may seem there, you may rest assured that they are more so elsewhere.
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