You gave me two choices, so I'll give you two.
Noble people understand righteousness; petty people understand self-interest.
- Confucius
You know, Scott - I've been a frickin' evil doctor for 30 frickin' years, OK? Cut me some frickin' slack. You forget, Scott. We're in a volcano. We're surrounded by liquid hot magma.
- Dr. Evil
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Ghandi
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
- Jack Handey
...its like a finger, pointing at the moon. if you stare at the finger, you miss all the heavenly glory
- Bruce Lee [Enter the Dragon]
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man!"
- Jack Handy
Four things do not come back -- the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life, and the neglected opportunity.
- Arabian Proverb |
