Ha.
I have a funny story.
We had auditions today. And the choir director who is the nicest, sweetest, loveliest, most Christian woman I know was sitting next to me, and she's wearing these running shoes.
They say Mephisto on the sides.
I said, Patti, why do your shoes say Mephisto?
SHe said, oh, my mother got them for me, they're really expensive-- like the best brand available.
I said, you DO realize that Mephisto is a name for the devil, right?
She looks at me with this stunned look.
What?
I said, Mephisto, it's a variation on Mephistopheles. The devil.
She said, no I didn't know that.
She slides her feet backwards, so no one can see.
I can tell this is very upsetting to her.
Her feet are desecrated.
This is not walking with the Lord.
She wants to take them off, I can tell.
SHe says, they cost 200 dollars.
I said, Well, keds cost 19.99. And they have no strings attached.
She has sold her feet to the devil!
What do you bet she doesn't have them on next week? |
