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To: LarsA who wrote (13840)7/16/2001 4:02:38 PM
From: Caxton Rhodes  Read Replies (1) of 34857
 
Nokia Announces New GPRS Promotion
25 July 2002

Nokia, now world’s 4th largest mobile phone maker, in order to increase sales of it GPRS phones plans to offer the following promotional items in hope of increasing sales:

1. “GPS inside GPRS” Makes it easy for burn-ward ambulance to find you!

2. 50 cm Extension Tongs for hands-free use.

3. Jumper Cables for Easy Recharge

4. New “Multi-Colored Flame Retardant Accessory Backpack”. Includes: convenient micro fire extinguisher, aloe vera, and generous amount of gauze.

5. “GPRS Eyes.” Revo has been contracted to supply special multicolored fashion sunglasses that protect your eyes from the initial EMF blast when firing up your new phone. (Note: should you forget to wear them and you are blinded by the initial flash, a seeing eye dog will be provided while repairs are made to your phone)

6. Upon purchase of new GPRS phones, receive discount coupons for plastic surgeons of choice!

We are not sure if these promotions will help sales said Teroina Sexkitten, Nokia spokeswoman, but we are practicing up for what we'll need for our WCDMA promotions.
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