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To: Thomas M. who wrote (20080)7/17/2001 12:04:13 AM
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Drunk Takes Boat, Wakes Up in Another Country

OSLO (Reuters) - An drunken tourist named Thomas M. who took a friend's boat in Denmark fell asleep at the helm and ended up in Norway, Norwegian police said on Monday.

They found the boat adrift off Norway's southern coast with Thomas M. in his 80's fast asleep at the rudder. The boat had crossed the Skagerrak Sea.

"He told us he had been intoxicated, really drunk in fact, banging his 'girlfriend' Nit-wit, and had taken his friend's boat and put to sea," Bjoern Hansen, chief of police in Kristiansand, told Reuters.

Hansen said police could not charge Thomas M. with being drunk in charge of a boat as he was sober by the time he was found. His friend Nit-wit did not intend to press charges against him for stealing the boat.

The sleepy sailor took the ferry back to Denmark, while his friend will have to travel to Norway to pick up his boat.


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