-----------------------PRORITY NEWSFLASH-----------------------
Dateline: Galt's Gulch, (somewhere in) Colorado.
Today the esteemed genius,Terrence, a.k.a. "Father Terrence," responded to a series of unfounded allegations against him made by an individual hiding behind the pseudonym, "cjac."
The brilliant FT, employing deductive reasoning in the enlightened manner of a modern day Sherlock Holmes, was able to deduce that "cjac" stands for nothing less than the code name: Seehym Jackov. An appalling (yet appropriate) nom de plume.
Among Mr Jackov's mad allegations are:
1.) The kindly FT wants to reinstate slavery.
Poppycock and outright tomfoolery as FT's beautiful fiancee is an African-American.
2.) FT wants to disenfranchise women.
Again, pure lies. (Father Terrence is considering challenging Mr. Jackov to a duel.)
3.) Mr. Jackov also alleges FT is residing in a headquarters in Idaho.
The well-traveled FT must admit he has never been to Idaho.
4.) Finally, the whacko charge will not stand, as FT admits to an oversight while speed-reading Mr. Jackov's posting and mistakenly believed the word "Whacko" to read "Whackoff" which, as any independent observer would agree, would of necessity have to apply to any individual employing the code name "Jackov."
Father (The Enlightener) Terrence
Saturday, July 21, 2001
Galt's Gulch, Colorado |
