A Dr Pepper salesman is given Africa for his new territory. He starts with the cities,
sells all the accounts in Nairobi, Johannesburg, Capetown and all the other major cities. He then
works his way into the boonies, selling Dr pepper everywhere he goes. When he's at the last
civilized outpost, he asks "What's over that hill?" He is told that cannibals dominate the
region over the hill and not to go there. He insists he has to go there and sell Dr. Pepper.
He goes into cannibal territory and is never seen again. One day the chief cannibal comes
to the last civilized outpost to trade. He is asked about the Dr Pepper salesman.
"Well", says the Chief, "we boiled him up and then we ate his arms, washed them down with some
Dr Pepper. Then we ate his legs, washed them down with some Dr Pepper. Then we ate all the
rest of him, except for his, uh you know, things, and washed them down with some Dr Pepper."
"So, Chief, how come you didn't eat his uh, things and wash them down with some Dr Pepper?"
The Chief smiled and said " Everybody knows things go better with Coke!" |
