There were four blondes sitting on the bank of a river, each with a fishing pole intently concentrating on the task at hand. A Game Warden drives by and sees the four women apparently fishing and decided to check for the proper fishing licenses and equipment.
He approached the women and told them he needed to check for their fishing licenses and to his surprise, they all replied they did not have one. However, before the Warden could speak, one of the women spoke up and said, "Mr.Warden, sir, we are not fishing for you normal catch." We are environmentalists ridding the waters of garbage and other
debris. "We are not fishing for "fish." "We have poles, yes, but on the end of our lines we have magnets. The magnets are gathering up metallic debris from the bottom of this river and therefore, we're cleaning the environment."
Stunned, the Game Warden thought for a moment and then asked the women to retrieve their lines and show him the "magnets" they were using. Sure enough, one after the other, the women showed theWarden various sized and colored magnets at the end of their line.
Puzzled, the Warden again thought for a moment then stated. "Well, you ladies seem to be doing a good thing here and there is no law against cleaning up a river bed with a magnet. More people should be like you four. Have a nice day."
With that the Warden drove off. As soon as the Warden was out of sight, the four women burst out in hysterical laughter. Finally, when one of them was able to speak, she said, "Stupid Fish Cop! Doesn't he know there are STEELHEAD in this river?!!!" |
