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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

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To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (164438)	7/25/2001 11:24:10 PM
From: J_F_Shepard	Read Replies (2) of 769668

"NEWS FLASH! Enginear finds school prayer eliminates divorce and promotes procreation. " World renowned enginear Thomas "Snitch" Watson published claims today that say that prayer in public schools will eliminate divorce later in life and promote childbirth that will prevent the extinction of the species. Watson states, on the other hand, that his studies show that those who do not engage in school prayer will likely become extinct. The news has caused such a run on churches that many religious institutions are requiring appointments to attend services. Parochial schools have already greatly increased tuition and are building protective fences to keep crazed parents from storming administrative offices demanding admission for their children.... Mr. Watson will be holding a news conference on all networks tonight at 8 PM!!

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