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Being principled, generous, and always impartial, I gave a great deal of scrupulous thought to our contractual agreement last night as I oiled my whip. Perhaps Sugar has a point and I certainly wouldn't want you to begin harboring resentment toward me, or feel taken advantage of, even if such thoughts would be completely unfounded. (You did, after all, agree to every item at that lovely business lunch in the gazebo)So today, I magnanimously have cleaned out your underwear drawer, ironing all your cute little Fruit of the Looms, and tonight, you may wear the fishnet stockings and wield the whip. |
