A grubby young lass appeared from around the corner of the building, in attire similar to the farmer.
"Yo, Elmer", she said. "This here ain't the right place. This here joint is 235 Sen Toory Blevd. We's s'posed to be at 532 Sen Toory Blevd. I tol' yous to clean yur speck tah culls afor' we come in tah town."
The farmer's wife viewed the strange spectacle before her. No, not her husband's glasses ... the scene before her. She was bemused by the chunk of stage material laying at the bottom of the pool, and momentarily wondered how it got there. But, her wonderment ceased when she noticed several people climbing out of the pool. A couple of females had done the lady-like thing and exited by way of the stairs at the shallow end. The males did the typical macho thing and pulled themselves up at the closest side of the pool to where they had landed.
The farmer's wife thought it was a free for all swim party, so she dove right in. The farmer watched as she did this, then yelled "yahoo!", and followed her.
The Night Watchman rolled his eyes in disgust, knowing that he'd have to drain the pool and scrub-sterilize it after all that farmer scum washed off and landed on the bottom.
The Night Watchman called "911" on his mobile phone, then stood there and watched helplessly as the farmer couple frolicked in the cool clean (well, not anymore) water.
Bugs Pond (our hero!) and his group walked around the corner of the hotel and disappeared, dripping pool water as they went.
Muffy had again decided that Bugs was "the man". She grabbed hold of his girly like arms and clung on. Precious, not to be outmanned (so to speak), grabbed Rear Admiral's arm, and grinned seductively up at him.
Rear blushed slightly, then dreamed of the experiences he hoped would follow shortly. He looked into the window of the hotel restaurant as he passed, suddenly wishing he had ordered a Meatball sandwich from that Roach Coach.
Bugs Pond (our hero!), ever on the lookout for danger, kept a close eye on the hotel watch dog as they approached his dog-run.
The huge Doberman growled viciously ... |