SLEEPLESS IN SASKACHEWAN:
7AM tomorrow, from somewhere in Canada, a premarket phone call to NITE offices...
SLEEPLESS SHORTIE: Hey man, they stopped the debenture conversions.... you gotta get me the fu** out of AMJC... ALLLLL OF IT... and NOWWWWW,,, because the SH** IS ABOUT TO HITTTTT THE FANNNN!!! I'm tellin ya THE JIG IS UPPPPP, and da fu**in FEMPSters plastered the HYPE sh** all over SI, and I need to cover 5 million shares, or I got HELL TO PAY. How many shares you got left on the bid?
NITE: Hey buddy, after yesterday, everythings either been sold or loaned out. Hey, didn't you know they did that reverse split- NOBODY GOT ANY SHARES MANNNNN!!! Sorry, you're out of luck... just have to go buy it in the open market. ALL OF A SUDDEN SHORT 5 MILLION SHARES on a stock
with that small float and a market cap of less than a MIL... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING- don't you know this sh** could pop to 5 bucks with a BLINK OF THE EYE?... thats $25 mil of your money going FLUSHHHHHHH in 1 day.... boy I'd hate to be you... the momentum playerz are gonna HAVE FUNNNNN with this one. I see dead short people... heheheheh... but thanks for the tip, hmmm... I think I'll open the bidding at, oh, 5 cents... SEE YOU AT A BUCK SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Boy, first USXP, now this... I'm so glad I'm the BIGGEST and BADDEST MM on the planet! CLICK.
SLEEPLESS SHORTIE call to broker 9AM, EST :
BUYYYYYYYYYYYY BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EVERYTHING YOU SEE UNDER $10... grabbbbbb it allllll
nowwwwwwwwwww!!!! I WANT OUTTTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Its FAST and EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASY MONEEEEE!!! |
