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To: Sly_ who wrote (30196)8/2/2001 4:50:30 PM
From: Tommy Hicks  Read Replies (1) of 30240
 
Well, as long as we're tell old jokes......

Q: Hear about the Georgia guy who lost $50 on the football game?
A: He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay!

Q: Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed in Athens in the same day?
A: They don't want the mule to get too tired!

Q. What is the definition of safe sex down in Athens?
A. Placing a sign on the animals that kick...

Q. How many Georgia students does it take to make popcorn?
A. Eleven. One to hold the pan and ten to shake the stove.

Q: How many Georgia students does it take to eat an armadillo?
A: Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.

Q: Why don't Georgia fans eat barbecue beans?
A: Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.

Q: How can you tell your getting close to Athens?
A: If you stop to take a piss the Cows will back up to the fence!

Q: How can you tell when a Georgia cheerleader is having her time of the month?
A: One of her socks is missing!

Q. How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Athens?
A. Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a "teethbrush."

Q: How many Georgia grads does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just stand around and threaten it.

Q: How can you tell a 1st Grade Primer is from Athens?
A: Jane's a dog, too.

Q: Do you know why they don't let students drive in Athens?

A: They keep getting their legs caught in the steering wheel while trying to use the dimmer switch.

Q: How can you tell an Georgia coyote?
A: He's chewed off 3 legs, and he's still in the trap

Q: How do you know when you're staying in an Georgia hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the desk clerk says, "Go ahead."
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