happy b day JB...and finally...
What am I?
I'M
ABOUT
8
INCHES
LONG.
MY FUNCTIONING
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
I'M
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
LOOSELY,
READY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
I BOAST
A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE,
I'M
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING.
THERE
I'M
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
I LEAVE
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES
OF THE OPENING AND
SOME FROM
MY
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER
EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
I
RETURN
TO MY
FREELY
HANGING STATE
OF REST,
READY FOR
YET
ANOTHER
BIT OF
ACTION.
HOPEFULLY,
I WILL
REACH MY
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN
IT IS
MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I ????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY
OWN....
TOOTHBRUSH !!!
gotcha...HAW HAW HAW...
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
getting 0old eh, JB?...me too, my b day is thursday and i'll be 50!!
good fortune...
john/pops |
