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To: Thomas C. White who wrote (1846)6/18/1997 10:05:00 PM
From: Rambi   of 2971
 
Oh, Herr Doktor, I hope you can help me!! I seem to be suffering from a severe case of materkindervenerisconfusionis. The symptoms range from using my expensive fishnet stockings for a toy holder in the bathtub to dusting the plastic potted ferns with my velvet whip, which caused such a severe allergic reaction in my partner that he wound up in the emergency room on a ventilator. Now he doesn't want to see me again. I also tried to aerate the front lawn with my 4" black spike heels and used my silk bondage scarves as kite tails. The cat refuses to relinquish the leather spiked dogcollar and the baby is using my chains as a teething ring. What can I do to salvage my life as a vital and sensuous woman?
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