Here's a real "right wing" Republican's take on G.W. Bush:
George W. Bush Tampers On
TAMPERING WITH AMERICA'S DEMOGRAPHY
Bill Clinton proved the son of any drunken wifebeater can grow up to be President. George W. Bush is out to prove that any son of a former American President can grow up to be Mexican. Bush holds the Mexican people in some special regard because he can read their menus and appreciates their curious ability to throw their hats on the floor and dance around them. Despite that, he still treats them like poor relations come to visit which, I suspect they not-so-secretly resent. In any event, our border with Mexico will soon be as wide open as Bill Clinton's zipper. The officers that patrol the Rio Grande will no longer carry guns. They will carry towels. The election of George W. Bush has given new meaning to the term "southern exposure."
Bush remains in his capitulating mode. He has capitulated by watering down his tax plan, by emasculating his prescription drug plan, by abandoning school vouchers, and now stands ready to castrate the immigration laws by declaring the dotted line on the map between the United States and Mexico will be, for all intents and purposes, erased. Bush has proposed, with a wave of his executive wand, to make all illegal Mexicans legal, and may even sign an executive order allowing them to enter their burros in the Kentucky Derby. (Bush wants to give Mexican trucks the equivalence of American citizenship. Like the Bush Administration, Mexican trucks have a lot of klunk to them. Apparently their radiators can't be cooled by American water due to an insufficiency of dysentery bacilli in it.)
Politics has become a sweepstakes to see which party can court the alien hoi polloi most shamelessly for their votes. Bush figures his chances in '04 by will be greatly enhanced by the peonization of the electorate. His move to grant amnesty to three million Mexican illegal aliens is an insult to every immigrant who went to Ellis Island and became an American citizen "by the numbers." In order to make room for the three million illegal aliens, Bush, likely, may have to deport three million legal Americans. Respectable citizens of Mexico who think of most Americans as "undesirables" may refer to this as "the big rabble swap." Ultimately, In America, the dreaded alarm "Incoming!" will not refer to ballistic missiles, but to waves of underfed, oversexed illegal immigrants.
George W. has pounded home his special affinity to Mexico. He speaks Spanish about as well as he speaks English. Unfortunately, he does not think in Spanish any better than he does in English. Mexican Presidente Vicente Fox added his urging that Bush legalize the three million Mexican illegals. He is just the most recent foreign leader to make American policy by manipulating our Handpuppet-in-Chief in the international "Bush and Judy Show." It insures there will always be a mariachi band available to serenade under the White House balcony to drown out the cries of protest by the conservatives who elected him. FDR tried to pack the Supreme Court - Bush is trying to help Roosevelt's political heirs pack the polls. The Republicans have joined the Democrats in a competition to win the hearts and germs of the world's luckless proletariat, and this puts Bush right down there with Bubba in the "America For Sale" Sweepstakes.
It is not the Mexicans but George W. Bush who is "over the border", and henceforth may be described as a borderline case. He longs to accelerate "the copulation explosion" in the United States. [Note: A Merciful Providence ordained America should have no common border with Bangladesh in the light of Bush's belief that no country should have a monopoly on poverty and disease. He figures once immigrants arrive from Bangladesh, they can make up their minds whether they want to pick avocados or get a government grant to do stem cell research - this being America, it's up to them.]
Bush plans to turn the United States into a kind of nomad's land. In his "conservative compassion" he can't wait to bring in aliens from every depressed country in the world from which equally "compassionate" Presidents can't wait to chuck them out. Dubya is afraid America is running out of huddled masses, lethargics, idlers, marginal cataleptics, and panhandlers longing to breed freely.
TAMPERING WITH DEMAGOGUERY
After Bush was elected, the recipient classes passed the word around to each other that "there's a new wishing well in town" - one rigged to pay off just as routinely as the last one. Continuing Clinton's relentless pandering to races, Bush will leave America more segmented than a caterpillar. His only displeasure with Clinton is a belief he has a more valid claim to the title "The First Black President", and he resents Clinton's blacker-than-thou attitude.
[Historical Note: It is not generally known that Bill Clinton is not the first Caucasian world leader who was reported to be black. Actually, the founder of communism, long thought to be white, was actually black, and, in fact, his real name was not Karl Marx - but "Cool" Marx.]
Bush abandoned the political ploy of re-freeing the slaves after considering Lincoln never got much appreciation for it. He is now considering issuing an executive order to remove the cotton (now called the "C" word) from the end of the Q-Tip as being "politically incorrect", and may order the Marine Band, when he enters, to forget about Hail To The Chief and play Sweet Georgia Brown.
Bush has accepted the conventional wisdom that the disproportionate number of minorities in prison is a demographic coincidence, and disregards its other implications. Characteristically, Dubya has nothing to say about the uprising of mau mau in Cincinnati, where eight years of Clintonism metamorphosed some minority folk from welfare recipients to marauding street goons. Violence everywhere alerts us that Bill Clinton, and now George Bush, have brought distrust of that noble inspiration that produced the phenomenon called self-government. (It's reported before issuing a permit for The Million Man March, the Park Rangers, playing it safe, opened the Tomb of the Unknown soldier and fitted its occupant with a suit of body armor.)
TAMPERING WITH THE TOURNAMENT
The announcement that Beijing will host the Olympics games in '08 is about as welcome to television sports fans as a California rolling power blackout during the last five minutes of a tied up Super Bowl game. This decision was accomplished without a murmur ofprotest from George Bush, but, probably left Clinton delirious with joy at the news, as he is, after all, still China's whore.
Bush has no negative vibes about Beijing getting the Olympics despite the fact that the Chinese are a cinch to win first place in the Hop, Skip, and U.S. Plane Downing event. Their Olympic games are scheduled to take place at the same time as China's Annual Human Organ Harvest. (In China, 2008 is expected to be a vintage year for kidneys.)
Clinton's treason in giving away nuclear secrets has ushered Beijing into the 21st Century, making the People's Republic of China the first techno-barbarian nation. Bubba still has an abiding affection for the Chinese, who, in gratitude for selling them American nuclear secrets, taught him how to masturbate with chopsticks. One way or another in the year 2008, our displeasure with Bush's derelictions will be academic, as another wishy-washy President will have implemented his own policy of "moving on."
MAKING "NICE"
"Invertebratism", the infection among Republican politicians that won't clear up, is epidemic - as exemplified by that spineless twit, Trent Lott. Republicans lamented Jim Jeffords crossing the aisle to join the Caucus of Maggots, crying bitter tears at the loss of a Senator from Vermont, a state where men marry men and school children are taught HIV spells cat.
In Washington we have a match made in Purgatory - a Congress that won't respond, and a President who can't. If Bush had any fight in him, he left it in the dressing room. Americans have just about O.D.'d on sweet talk. The nation needs direction, not confection. It is past time for the candied niceties Bush uses to placate Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein, lest they poke him with their parasols. An exorcist on methamphetamines using industrial strength holy water could not dislodge the demon inside Hillary Clinton. George Bush keeps trying to do it with lilac water. As he has not rebutted, even by inference, Hillary Clinton's relentless allusions to Republican mistreatment and neglect of children, we conclude that Bush is terrified of her. FDR advised, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Bush has everything to fear including fear itself (a condition that might aptly be called phobo-phobia.) The Hillary Hex could be dispelled by verbally kicking her ass all over the media. It has yet to be tried. As those who admire her already despise Bush, it would cost him nothing politically in either "down-east" Harvard - or uptown Harlem.
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Bush feels his best chance to be loved as a Republican is to govern as a Democrat. He's like a guy on a safari that has fallen into an alligator pit. He hopes the 'gators will take a liking to him and eat him last.
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By his silence over Palestinian terrorism, it looks as though Bush is about to sell out Israel, which (to paraphrase the WW I slogan) will make the world safe for mediocrity. With regard to the Second Amendment, he has been George W. Hush. It did not discompose Bush that the Chinese returned a US surveillance plane in the form of a jigsaw puzzle, and that its arrival was, in the understated parlance of our less efficient airlines, "Delayed." He allowed the Democrats to so jaundice the PR climate as to make it impossible to criticize China without being called "a war lover."
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Under pressure from civil rights leaders, Bush set a date two years hence for relenting in the Navy's use of Vieques Island for target practice. It will take more than twenty years for the aroma of that political back-down to dispel. It suggests America might have shortened World War II by calling the Marines home and having Jesse Jackson dispatch his wife to Iwo Jima in order to nag the Japanese into giving up.
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There is no point in trying to call the White House to protest this crap. The entire White House staff is on hold on the Moderate Line to CSPAN, and when they hang up, they will return to their newspapers to resume looking for political causes our President can be "soft on." Every day brings a new hammocking in his resolve to achieve some goal on which, during the campaign, he professed steely determination. (Bush ran as Wyatt Earp and presides like Fredo Corleone.)
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The Bush Administration has not alleviated the nation's cultural discomfort, nor does it intend to try. The "new tone" in Washington is merely a back echo from the clogged plumbing of the infamous White House pantry sink, its gurgling confirming the notion, in the Bush White House that Bill Clinton is above the law.
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"MOVING ON"
"Moving on" is a post-Clinton Clintonism. It draws its vitality from the national frustration of an American people denied justice. For Bush "moving on" is an evasion for all seasons - for Bill Clinton "moving on" is a sign that Satan answers prayer. Bracketed somewhere in Bush's enthusiasm for "moving on" is the dismissive question, "What's so bad about disgrace?" For the American people, "moving on" is a bridge from we-know-not-what, to we-know-not-where, and an expression becoming more unpleasantly redolent with the passage of time. Bush just shows up everyday, shrugs, and asks his aides, "What smell?"
Considering the mileage he has gotten out of the expression, Bush may yet change the name of the Presidential plane from Air Force One to "Moving On One", in which event, it will probably go into a holding pattern, and, like the Bush Administration, find itself up the glide path without a vector.
[Note: No less than his predecessor, George W. Bush has been seduced by the accoutrements of the Presidency. Like Clinton, he assumes Air Force One is his plane, not ours. Boarding Hillary Clinton on Air Force One was the definitive gesture of Bush's contempt for those who elected him. Allowing this soulless twat to "deadhead" aboard the Presidential plane is something Americans hoped they would never see again. This is not bipartisanship - it is consorting with the enemy, an act which has a long and dishonorable history. Bush did not have a moment's hesitation in offering this affront to his constituents, knowing the unrequited injustices over the past eight years from which he is "moving on" have bled out of them the determination to fight back.]
George W. Bush promotes absolution, and dispenses Texas grace like he's the Pope of Amarillo. Inherent in Bush's Styrofoam sufferance of public sin is a tacit admission he has neither the will to pursue nor the power to absolve. "Moving on" is not absolution or it would be available in the confessional where God is listening. "Moving on" is only available in the Oval Office, where, during the Clinton term, God heard so many lies He quit listening. Nothing about George W. Bush is more comfortless than his leniency with Clinton's high crimes and misdemeanors. (At this writing the Federal prosecutors have just exonerated Clinton in the pardon mess.) Forgiving quickly became condoning. Bush made forgiveness the new "F" word.
George W. Bush will have to endure a little more pain and perform a few more miracles before he can stand in for Jesus. The world does not need cellophane saints and Styrofoam Samaritans. Bush will not convince America he is another Buddha, Ghandi, Francis of Assisi, or Goody Two Shoes by "forgiving" Bill Clinton for his crimes. More, it is rapidly becoming too late to forgive Bush for forgiving Clinton.
THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION: A HAUNTED PRESIDENCY
It might be said, that the Bush Administration is the morning-after hangover from the Clinton Administration. It's worse than that. George W. Bush is spooked. He is haunted by Bill Clinton, The Spirit of Corruption Past, and, if you will, The Canterville Pervert. Just as Scrooge was haunted by Marley's Ghost, Bush is haunted by Clinton's Pimp. Bubba walks the battlements of the White House like Hamlet's Father with an erection. In the absence of Bush's resolve, America needs to call upon Doctor Van Helsing to rid us of the Clinton scourge by sneaking up on Billy Jeff Dracula while he's shacked up in his bordello sarcophagus, and driving a condom through his heart.
It is George Bush's decision to "move on" and nothing else that allows that noxious ectoplasm of the spirit of Bill Clinton to remain viable, a treasonous mist that hangs over America, and which will eventually settle to the ground and cause the nation to degenerate into one big Arkansas.
After William Jefferson Clinton, America deserved better. George W. Bush ain't it. |
