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Strategies & Market Trends : VOLTAIRE'S PORCH-MODERATED

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To: Jim Willie CB who wrote (40107)8/9/2001 4:13:47 PM
From: stockman_scott  Read Replies (1) of 65232
 
Top 10 (Letterman style) reasons not to invest in stocks...

10."gentlemen prefer bonds"

9. Unlike Wall street, Las Vegas has showgirls.

8. The kids college is going to be too expensive, besides, the world needs ditch diggers too.

7. Screw the future, just buy that new riding lawn mower you've got your eye on.

6. The markets are going to 0.

5. Soon you'll be able to get a negative real return on a CD. How much fun is that!

4. Maybe you'll stop being cross-eyed from staring at your computer.

3. Fancy Italian cars just take a lot of maintenance.

2. Your carpal tunnel from operating your mouse might go away. Might not work for some people, just depends on what they call their "mouse"!

1. You won't have to watch CNBC ALL day long!
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