This'll make your day.
An airplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board but only 4
parachutes.
The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player,
the Lakers need me, I can't afford to
die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the
world, I am also a New York Senator
and a potential future President." She just took the second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm President of the United
States, and I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower
state. But above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, and
the American people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and
jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger,
a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years
left. As a Christian, I will sacrifice my
life and let you have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's
cleverest President has just taken my school backpack."
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