What sort of "butt-kicking" would you suggest, exactly?
Since erasing the entire state is out of the question, perhaps you should pick a specific target.
First thing you should probably do is reconnoiter the state, eh? It's pretty big, I would just pick a few big metropolitan areas if I were you, otherwise you'll waste too much money on transportation.
Should be easy, just keep a low profile. They don't check you at all when you drive over the border. Outside Austin is all anti-progressive and uneducated. No electricity, but everyone carries guns. Not a major problem; wear a white cowboy hat (you can get a real good one at any second hand store for about ten cents) and a gun of some sort (two bucks at any pawn shop). Act stupid, (just act normal) and you'll never be noticed. I might suggest a large belt buckle, a red bandana around your neck, and some jeans with motor oil on them. Cowboy boots are a must, but don't tuck your jeans into the tops of your boots, you'll be spotted for sure as an alien. Don't wear a bolo tie, they are not in fashion any more except for formal events.
A rusty pickup truck is a plus, because you can put your gun on the gun rack. Texas plates. Not Arizona, and especially not California.
Long hair wig is OK. Handlebar moustache or sideburns is good, but a beard is bad, you'll look like a musician or a political loser.
Bring an Object if you want, it would add to the Excellent Undercover Disguise.
Once you've selected a good spot in Texas for your butt-kicking, (a state government building might be perfect for you), just post your exact Time and Location of Butt Kicking here (two weeks in advance would be best) and you'll pretty much be done! Bring all your buddies if you want to.
We'll all be there to greet you all, Texas Style!
Thanks in advance! |
