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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread

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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (15179)8/26/2001 8:43:48 PM
From: jlallen  Read Replies (1) of 59480
 
This ought to get me in trouble....

English lesson:

GIRLS' ENGLISH

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.

"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to.

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not gonna
really
like me for.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead.

GUYS' ENGLISH

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired" = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex now.

"I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
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