time for a little laugh:
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here's the lyrics so you can sing along:
THE DOW IS DOWN
MY STOCKS ARE DOWN
I SEE A BEAR WHEN I’M CLICKIN MY MOUSE
I HATE TO SEE THAT TICKER COMIN ROUND
I GO TO CHECK THE DOW AND NASDAQ- BABY
THEY’RE DROPPING POINTS LIKE JENNY CRAIG DROPPIN POUNDS
SAY UNEMPLOYMENTS NOT ON THE RISE
BUT CISCO JUST LAID OFF A THOUSAND GUYS
I’T’S GOIN DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
DOW JONES IS DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
NASDAQ IS DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
THEY’RE GOIN DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
I USED TO HAVE A NEST EGG BABY,
BUT NOW MY GOLDEN YEARS ARE ALL IN DOUBT
I REMEMBER BACK IN THE 90’S
MY STOCK WOULD SPLIT EACH TIME THE SUN COME OUT
I WOULD DAY TRADE N DABBLE IN MARGIN
MY PORTFOLIO WAS LOOKIN SOUND
I USED TO LOVE THAT ALAN GREENSPAN
BUT LATELY EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS HE JUST A DRIVIN THE DOW
JONES, DOWN, DOWN,
IT’S GOIN DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
IT WON’T REBOUND, BOUND, BOUND, BOUND
IT’S STAYIN DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
THE DOW IS DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
NASDAQ IS DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
GREENSPAN’S A CLOWN, CLOWN, CLOWN, CLOWN
MY DOUGH IS DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
by Bob Rivers |
