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To: oldirtybastard who wrote (119194)9/1/2001 3:17:04 PM
From: Maurice Winn  Read Replies (1) of 436258
 
<...they can barely understand the concept of percentages let alone the logic behind not being able to grow money on trees.>

Actually odb, we used to grow money on trees here, but have recently shifted from paper-based money to plastic which you can shrink by ironing it. A shrunken $5 note looks cute.

Where does the USA grow money? If it isn't working, you might need more sunlight to react with the chlorophyll [which makes the greenback green]. Do you still trust in God as claimed on the notes? Perhaps more prayer would help the money trees grow - or at least help avoid a financial collapse.

Mq

PS: We also grow money in computers now and we can produce lots of it really fast by just pressing <ENTER> as many times as we like. That's another way of shrinking $5.
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