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Pastimes : Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye: Music to short by
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To: Les H who wrote (25)9/10/2001 11:14:21 AM
From: Les H  Read Replies (1) of 29
 
Short People

by Chevy Chase

Short people got more reason
Short people got more reason
Short people got more reason to live.
They got quicker hands
And quicker eyes
They're build lower to the ground
Got better balance for their size
They eat much less food
They breathe much less air
They're much smarter with their money
And only pay half-fare

Well I
Just want more short people
Must have more short people
I need more short people round here

(Short people are so much better than you and I.)
They're just the right size
(Some of my closest friends barely reach my thighs.)
Its such a small world

Short people got more reason
Short people got more reason
Short people got more reason to live.

They look further away
Than they really are.
They don't crowd your space,
Get a dozen in a car.
They'll give you all they got
If you give 'em half a chance.
It takes much less time
To press their pants.
They look down at no one,
They live longer lives.
You know they're just a bunch of
Crazy little guys

Well I
Just want more short people
I need more short people
I'd pay for short people round me.
Yes I would.

Chaplin
Napoleon
Olga Korbut
(Short people)
Pacino and Hoffman
Billy Barty
Paul Simon
(Short people)
Carrie Fisher
Rod Stewart
Willie Shoemaker
Former Major Abe Beame
(Short people)
Mickey Rooney
Alan Ladd
Belushi, Cagney and Coozy
Toulouse-Lautrec
(Short people)
Judy Garland
Artie Johnson
Peter Lorre
Chris Reeve
(Short people)
Mason Reese
Rodney Allen Rippy
(Short people)
Truman Capote
Bella Abzug
Norman Mailer
Shirley Temple Black
(Short people)
Geraldo Rivera
Brenda Lee
Robert Blake
Paul Williams
(Short people)
Louisa May Alcott
Bobby Short
Tom Hayden and
(Short people)
Tom Thumb
Ricky Schroeder
Gummo
(Short people)
Groucho
Chico
Harpo
Zeppo

I need
Short people on me.
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