*** TO ALL THE CHILDREN ***
Here is today's Fairy Tale, a Hairy Tale.
Once upon the time there was an Emperor that wanted to be rich,
wielding his powers in the poor little North American Expanse County.
As he didn't have any means himself,
he wanted to do that at other people's expense.
He called upon his Wizard to make up the plans.
The Wizard was using his Wizard's hat, a Silly Cone & Visor hat.
"Hey Wiz" the Emperor said, "There are some loose threads hanging from
your Cone, you had better pull them before I have an allergic reaction".
The wizard replied "But there are magic words written in Futhark on those threads.
They will be lost for all eternity!"
The Emperor answered "Stocks and loans won't break my bones
but words will always hurt me. Loose the threads".
This was overheard by the Fairy Queen, who was napping and misunderstood the request.
As she swung her magic wand, a little boy, passing by, saw the Emperor and said:
"Look, the Emperor aint got no threads!".
The Emperor was enflamed with rage and ordered the Capital Punishment: To be boiled in oil and then be dumped into a tight hole.
And so it came to pass that the thread with the tale of Goldilock and the three Bulls
and the thread with the tale of Little Red Robbing Hoodlum and the Hunter both were lost into the foggy realms of the Byte Bucket.
Did the Emperor succed with his plans?
Well, that drilling story will be told later.
This is just a trailer episode to test how long it will stay on
showing at a theatre near you.
Now it's time to sleep.
DISCLAIMER: All similarities with existing people and companies are purely intentional. |
