Dear Dabummy,
You wrote, "I hope you haven't violated any copyright or other such laws with your obvious forged signature."
When I looked over my investment advisory response to you, for which you paid nothing and for which you have so far volunteered to pay nothing, I noted with shock, shock I tell you, of the typo in my by now famous signature.
Just to show you I have no hard feelings despite your incredible insensitivity to my feelings, here's another piece of investment advice. No, it's not "you can put that where the sun don't shine," but rather, a kinder, gentler, "buy low, sell much higher, and not necessarily in that order, which see, KWK."
Now, quityerbitchin 'n bothering meeeeeeeeeeee!
I remain, fondly and compassionately,
Dear Crabby |
