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Pastimes : Clown-Free Zone... sorry, no clowns allowed
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To: oldirtybastard who wrote (125964)9/27/2001 1:08:08 PM
From: oldirtybastard  Read Replies (1) of 436258
 
joke time since it's such a slow day and even the clowns have tears in their eyes:

> > > A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears
> his voice
> > > to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you
> Irish are
> > > a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll give $500
> American dollars
> > > to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
> Guinness
> > > back-to-back."
> > >
> > > The room is quiet and no one takes of the
> Texan's offer.
> > > One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later, the
> same
> > > Irishman who left shows back up and taps the
> Texan on
> > > the shoulder.
> > >
> > > "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
> > >
> > > The Texan says "Yes," and he asks the bartender
> to line up
> > > 10 pints of Guinness.
> > >
> > > Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10
> pints of beer,
> > > drinking them all back-to-back.
> > >
> > > The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits
> down in amazement.
> > > The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and askes,
> "If ya don't mind
> > > me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes
> you were gone?"
> > >
> > > The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the
> pub down the street
> > > to see if I could do it first."
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