**** THE UNOFFICIAL IMMM FAQ ****
Q:
Dear Abby Stamm,
How can you find the largest possible oil deposits?
Megan Herz
A:
I use the MaxWell equations.
Q:
Dear Abby Stamm,
As I have no helicopter available right now, I'm experimenting with using a kite instead. What do you think about that?
Chopper Suey
A:
Great idea! Using the Second Wind, this might bring down the exploration cost another $0.0000000001 per barrel.
Q:
Dear Abby Treasure,
How large is the float?
I Scream & Sod A
A:
According to the pageant rules for the parade, not more then 10' by 20'.
Q:
XXXX Abby Treasure,
I asked about the share float.
A:
That's an official public secret, but I can guarantee you that
the float is less than the number of shares issued.
Q:
XXXX XXXXX XXXot!
How many shares are issued then?
A:
That's an official public secret, but I can guarantee you that
there are more shares issued than you actually want to know.
I would even go so far as to venture to say that it is probably less
than the number authorized.
Q:
FAQXXX AXXXXXE!!!
Are you a natural or are you making an effort to be obnoxious?
Why can't you inform the shareholders?
A:
I'm proud to say that it's a faculty aquired over many years of training.
We purposefully want our shareholders to be kept in the dark,
in order for them to better see the light!
That is the theoretical foundation, on which this FAQ is based.
The readers are invited to pose more questions, which will be answered
whenever the company lawyers state the neccessity to do so. |
