Get off your high horse dude or....no, don't, your nonsense is simply amusing the hell out of me!
since reading your posts make me laugh a lot, why don't we keep it going, I am posting here an interview between CNBC's Maria Fartaroma and Henry Blodgett, the new Merril Lynch analyst for the Afghani goat sector. Enjoy<g>
"We're speaking today with Merryl Lynch's new analyst for the Afghani goat sector - Henry Blodgett. Henry, how are things today in
the valley?"
"Wonderful thanks Maria. I believe the goat will prove to be the greatest technological revolution since the wheel. "
"Ok then, what stocks in the goat sector are you recomending then?"
"Maria, we're bullish on Applied Micro-Goats, JDS Unigoat, and Dr. Goat.com . We're particularly excited about JDS Unigoat, it's a
best-of-breed growth story, incorporating the new, 3G wireless goats, which will soon be unveiled at goatcon'01 here in the valley."
"Henry, there seems to have been a bit of a cloud over your area lately, and over the whole goat sector in general. What would you
attribute this to?"
"Well, the nukes primarily. I've sensed a bit of capitulation lately after the nukes went off, but we're raising our 4th quarter
estimates due to the new level playing field."
"So you're saying the bottom may be in then? (hint hint.)"
"Maria, the feeling here around the valley is that the bottom is probably in. After all, the bottom is now 200 ft lower than it was last
week before the nukes, so it's hard to see it going any lower. This is a great opportunity for the buy-and-hold investors, and we're
saying to those investors they should be long on the goat-growth stocks of the future, Dr. Goat.com, JDS Unigoat, and maybe a
little Rambus."
"Henry Blodgett, Merryl Lynch Goat Sector Analyst - thank you for you time" |
